The First Thanksgiving... OF DOOM!

Everyone knows about the first Thanksgiving. The pilgrims and the native Indians met and shared a feast. What you didn’t hear about though is the results of that dinner. The Indians and the pilgrims, although similar, had come from different groups of people from different parts of the world. Since they lived in different parts of the world, they had grown accustomed to the diseases of their native lands. Once the pilgrims had arrived, the natives had started to develop diseases where they would become short, ugly, and grumpy. They would, in other words, become Goblins. Due to their freakish nature, the natives banished the Goblins to keep their infected kind away from the healthy people. The goblins left and began to hide in abandoned buildings, one of which was a house believed to be haunted by the pilgrims. Also, the goblins developed a taste for turkey, since thanksgiving was the last big meal they ate before they changed.. The goblins would attack the Indian's turkeys and those that had been goblins for a while would simply take a few bites and leave. The goblins that had only recently changed however would try to eat the whole turkey for fear of giving the uninfected Indians diseases if they tried to eat the partially eaten turkey. As it turned out, the more human goblins were right. When the uneaten turkeys were left, the new diseases from the goblins reanimated the turkeys and turned them into zombies. Luckily, there was one turkey that was left alive, but bitten. So, although he was infected, the turkey didn’t become a zombie and instead became super intelligent. When the zombies arose, the intelligent turkey, Gobble, led them to an abandoned school and named himself principle in order to teach the zombies to be nice. Unfortunately, the zombies were not very smart and one of the few things they learned about was Santa, since they all wanted brains and believed Santa could bring them some. For the most part, life continued on. The goblins ate turkeys, the turkeys would revive and Gobble would bring them to the school. Although, the Indians believed that all the dead turkeys and zombies were demons and so they left their homes for other nearby lands. Once Christmas came around though, the turkeys were disappointed. they hadn’t gotten any brains from Santa. In fact, the less human goblins had heard about their Christmas wish and decided to put coal in the zombie's stockings as a prank. The zombies were so infuriated they left their homes despite Gobble's warning and decided to go on a rampage to try to find Santa. The goblins were worried about their homes and decided to ask the Indians for help to try to destroy the zombie turkeys. The battle began fierce, but after a few minutes some new goblins arrived. The goblins that were still somewhat human had refused to fight and believed there may be a way to more peacefully solve the problem. Those goblins had gone out to try to end the fighting. They managed to calm the fighting down and told the people their solution. The Indians would move back to their homes and raise two different turkey farms. One the Goblins could eat, and the other for the Indians. Whenever the goblins would only eat when they are hungry, and try to eat all of the turkey they started on. Whenever a goblin couldn’t finish their turkey, they would send it to the school to become a zombie. Also, whenever the Indians or goblins ate meat, they would save the brains for the zombies. And they lived peacefully forever after... Until humans caught the zombie disease and the earth was taken over by dumb human zombies...