The First Thanksgiving... OF DOOM!

Everyone knows about the first Thanksgiving. The pilgrims and the native Indians met and shared a feast. What you didn’t hear about though is the results of that dinner. The Indians and the pilgrims, although similar, had come from different groups of people from different parts of the world. Since they lived in different parts of the world, they had grown accustomed to the diseases of their native lands. Once the pilgrims had arrived, the natives had started to develop diseases where they would become short, ugly, and grumpy. They would, in other words, become Goblins. Due to their freakish nature, the natives banished the Goblins to keep their infected kind away from the healthy people. The goblins left and began to hide in abandoned buildings, one of which was a house believed to be haunted by the pilgrims. Also, the goblins developed a taste for turkey, since thanksgiving was the last big meal they ate before they changed.. The goblins would attack the Indian's turkeys and those that had been goblins for a while would simply take a few bites and leave. The goblins that had only recently changed however would try to eat the whole turkey for fear of giving the uninfected Indians diseases if they tried to eat the partially eaten turkey. As it turned out, the more human goblins were right. When the uneaten turkeys were left, the new diseases from the goblins reanimated the turkeys and turned them into zombies. Luckily, there was one turkey that was left alive, but bitten. So, although he was infected, the turkey didn’t become a zombie and instead became super intelligent. When the zombies arose, the intelligent turkey, Gobble, led them to an abandoned school and named himself principle in order to teach the zombies to be nice. Unfortunately, the zombies were not very smart and one of the few things they learned about was Santa, since they all wanted brains and believed Santa could bring them some. For the most part, life continued on. The goblins ate turkeys, the turkeys would revive and Gobble would bring them to the school. Although, the Indians believed that all the dead turkeys and zombies were demons and so they left their homes for other nearby lands. Once Christmas came around though, the turkeys were disappointed. they hadn’t gotten any brains from Santa. In fact, the less human goblins had heard about their Christmas wish and decided to put coal in the zombie's stockings as a prank. The zombies were so infuriated they left their homes despite Gobble's warning and decided to go on a rampage to try to find Santa. The goblins were worried about their homes and decided to ask the Indians for help to try to destroy the zombie turkeys. The battle began fierce, but after a few minutes some new goblins arrived. The goblins that were still somewhat human had refused to fight and believed there may be a way to more peacefully solve the problem. Those goblins had gone out to try to end the fighting. They managed to calm the fighting down and told the people their solution. The Indians would move back to their homes and raise two different turkey farms. One the Goblins could eat, and the other for the Indians. Whenever the goblins would only eat when they are hungry, and try to eat all of the turkey they started on. Whenever a goblin couldn’t finish their turkey, they would send it to the school to become a zombie. Also, whenever the Indians or goblins ate meat, they would save the brains for the zombies. And they lived peacefully forever after... Until humans caught the zombie disease and the earth was taken over by dumb human zombies...

The Shadows

Each night I think of those days I had fright.
Those days when fear had coursed through all my mind.
The sounds that were from beasts that ruled the night.
That came from all the spots the light won't find.
I heard the beasts the night I first arrived.
I thought that they were all of rampant thoughts.
And yet I thought still, I may not survive.
The creatures that had loved the grave onslaughts,
that man had done from battles lost and won.
Upon the knowledge of what the house had,
I knew that my only hope was to run.
Although I knew that they were very bad,
I ran until I thought I might escape,
and still in shadows I may see their shape.

Random scientific do-dads

Today, I remembered some videos I saw from discovery channel and some of the technological advances humans are going through. I’ve heard that teleportation will be possible in the future and that humans have already started teleporting small particles. Also, that humans have theoretically figured out a way to travel back in time, but are not sure what the “rules” will be once the people have gone back. It makes me really wonder how much science fiction really is science fiction. If some of these amazing inventions are as unbelievable as they sound. After all, if you went back twenty or thirty years, computers and phones would sound like sorcery to any people. Are these things going to happen, and what will their effect be… Think about it…

My view on gay marriage

 Today, I’m going to talk about a controversial topic. Specifically, gay marriage. I know that it violates peoples religions and that some people are vehement about gay rights. I personally don’t really care about what everyone else thinks, because I say let them do what they like. If they are going to be damned, let them at least be happy before they die and let them mess up their lives on their own. I know some gay people, and they act like any other person most of the time, but they have some interests that show that they are gay. At the most, make it so they cant publicly display affection so that they don’t disturb the public, but let them do what they like and worry about what will happen to them.

Unfair deportation

Nadia Habib is being deportated due to the fact that she was not born in America but was brought into the country by her mom when she was one year old. I don’t see why Nadia should be deported, especially since she has lived in America for over 18 years. I’m not sure if she is in fact a citizen, but almost literally all her life has been centered around living in America and she has very little knowledge about her home culture or language. The mother and Nadia should both at the minimum be allowed to apply for citizenship, due to their long “stay” in America.

Random book review

Recently, I read a book by Steven King called “Cell.” Before you even read the rest of this post, you should know that this book is a suspenseful, kind of horrorish book and includes some graphic descriptions of deaths and injuries. Basically, in the very beginning, a large portion of the population ends up going crazy because of some kind of signal sent by all cell phones. If you answer the phone or make a call, you become “infected” and you will basically become a zombie that can suffer most mortal wounds without pain. The book follows one group of people as they try to figure out exactly what happened, as they try to survive, and as they journey to find the family of one of the group members. This book will keep you on the edge of your seat waiting to find out what happens and make you really fear for the characters lives.

Naming my Blog

The reason I named my blog Y’all Haoles, is because I was born in Texas and I moved to Hawaii. In Texas, we may not realize it, but we sometimes do participate in the stereotypes. I have realized that my “country accent” comes out at certain words and I sound like a cowboy. Also, Texans tend to say y’all a lot and we can sometimes think big or think that we are just plain awesome. Since I moved to Hawaii I’ve learned a few Hawaiian words like haole and some of the local cuisine names. A haole is a generic term used for white people, but usually referring to people from the mainland, the rest of America. I am about as haole as possible since I have hardly any tan, I have always lived on the mainland, and I knew almost nothing of Hawaiian language, culture, or behaviors.